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22 Magnum

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19 Reasons Why 04:02
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19 REASONS WHY 2021 01.01 D Dmaj7 G5(open) I´m a song I´m a virus Don´t ya get me Odds are even Play it safe Don´t ya bet me Your eyes so starry You´ll be sorry Ya ever met me I´m a song I´m a virus Don´t ya get me CHORUS 1 = part 1 only C*(G 1st – D 2nd) G5(open) D I´m 19 reasons why not to die I´m covert operations don´t believe your eyes C*(G 1st – D 2nd) G5(open) (only 2nd time) I´m fight to live and right to die (I´m) C*(G 1st – D 2nd) Em*(G 1st – D 2nd) Chem trails cris-crossing deep blue sky (I´m) C*(G 1st – D 2nd) G5(open) A (of some sort) All those times you dared to wonder why D Dmaj7 G5(open) I´m a song I´m a virus be the first to get me Don´t go feelin ´ you´ll hurt my feelings you won´t upset me If you´re bummin ´ for some lovin ´ I´ll let you pet me I´m a song I´m a virus be the first to get me CHORUS2 = part 1 & 2 D Dmaj7 G5(open) ´m a song I´m a virus Come and get me Feelin´lucky Are ya punk Come on bet me You can love me You can hate me You can´t forget me I´m a song I´m a virus Come and get me C*(G 1st – D 2nd) G5(open) D I´m 19 reasons why not to (x2) I´m 19 reasons why not to die (3rd)
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Stupid Human Tricks (Modesty Ablaze) 2023 mix 04:36
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Stupid Human Tricks - Dm 2022 Verse I Dm Look at me my modesty ablaze Innner child goes wild outside the cage C Watch me burn and twist and turn a phrase Dm Brawlin´, fallin´, crawlin´ cross the stage Pre Chorus I C – B - A Let´s not be so obvious Suspense will kill the curious Blissfully oblivious Chorus I & II Dm G E Stupid human tricks Watch me get my kicks(I) / fix(II) Throw it see what sticks Stupid human tricks Verse II Dm Look at me my modesty ablaze Dare I preach to reach out through the haze C How I love thee let me count the ways Dm What happens here this is where it stays Pre Chorus II C – B - A Hairless careless life amphibious Tortured artist poor Prometheus Look away I´m hideous Chorus II Solo: Dm – Dm- C – Dm Outro Dm Stupid, stupid, stupid human tricks x 3 (fade)
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Daily Affirmations 02:56
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E B A B Cm# B A I´m good enough, I`m smart enough. Dog gone it, people LIKE me. X 2 Low expectations keep the blues away Like flies from a picnic on a muggy (sunny) summer´sday Dialy affirmations Daily perturbations Daily affirmations Daily infatuation I´m good enough, I`m smart enough. Gosh darn it, you all LIKE me. X 2 I´m better than I ever thought that I could ever be I´m seeing sites. I´m pickin´ fights with ol´ reality. Daily affirmation Daily consternation Daily affirmation Daily exhaltation. I´m good enough, I`m smart enough. Gosh darn it, people LIKE me. X 2 Out of time, out of control, out of my fuckin´mind. Snortin´like a ragin´ bull and yet I´m feelin´fine Daily affirmation propagation Daily affirmation Daily affirmation
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Minor Tom 04:06
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MINOR TOM 2020 Am Minor Tom Minor Tommy Dm Love your mom want your mummy F Tisk, tisk, what a pity Em Sometimes life can be so shitty Am All your life played the piper Dm Kept your head down watched for snipers F Broken family hurtful cloister Em All the world would be your oyster Am Alchemy pain desperation Dm Melded gain celebration F Artful life world was puzzled Em They could never keep you muzzled Am On and on goes your story Dm Lived a life of fame and glory F Have to say I´d like to meet you Em Join you cuz I´ll never beat you ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BREAK Am Fall back to earth some day Dm Raised from the dead I pray F Call it rebirth OK Em Crawl from my bed just to play ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am Say goodbye such sweet sorrow Dm Here today gone tomorrow F Learn to live learn to die Em Stars come out I start to cry (I start to cry, I start to cry,...) Am-Dm-F-Em - End: Am
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Don´t Let The Bastards Get You Down 03:52
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G* Don´t let the bastards get you down G Your fragile smile turned upside D down D7 Something in life detests a C frown Am/C Don´t let the Am* bastards get you G down We are all one or some would say Unique in the same goddamn way How easy to forget to play/pray We are all one or some would say Life is death so be not proud Don´t jinx it saying it out loud One in a zillion face in the crowd/cloud Life is death so be not proud Hear me now there´ll come a day When you swallow what I say Digest it add it to your way Hear me now there´ll come a day
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Day Without Dopamine 03:09
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G F A day without dopamine like a shower without soap I mean A life with out hope or dreams no way to cope it seems Eyes on the prize long term ties to the lies strong firm Don´t blink soon feed the worms don´t think to read the terms G F A day without dopamine like a shower without soap I mean A life with out hope or dreams no way to cope it seems Faith hope and charity pray grope for clarity Cage rope barbarity rage cope polarity
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Green Grass of Michigan 05:06
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I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan When I left it was a total sin Now it´s better than I´t ever been I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan I could go to Californi-ay Or maybe Colorado, USA Free to choose if I only can Going back to good old Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan Tired of being thought a criminal After all it´s only natural Better than the stuff cooked up with chemicals Hemp for victory it´s only logical I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan Lived all around the world far from my kin Catch myself thinking time time again I miss the green green grass of Michigan You can´t go home boy that´s what some will say So much has changed since you went away Not giving up not giving in But I´m going back to good old Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan Tired of being thought a criminal After all it´s only natural Better than the stuff cooked up with chemicals Hemp for victory it´s only logical I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of Michigan I miss the green green green green grass of...Michigan
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Special Kind of Stupid 03:20
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A Special Kind Of Stupid 2020.08.21 01 03 INTRO – HARP G5*(open) - C*(3rd fret 1st & 2nd string) X 4 G5* C* Smokin´pot is a special kind of stupid Ya think twice ´bout things ya think ya wanted Facination feeling like a little kid Smokin´pot what a special kind of stupid G5* C* Control freaks can´t enjoy gettin´ high Can´t go with the flow gotta controlify See the fear of flying in their dreary eyes Control freaks just can´t stand (us) gettin´ high A C G5 G *(open 1st and 2nd string and vice versa) Twisting reality into funny little knots Helping us connect the cosmic dots All those worries going up in smoke A C D (1st string 3rd fret to 2nd fret the 2nd string open) -D7 Laughing uncontrollably at my own stupid joke the kid inside awoke holy smoke G5(open) C*(3rd fret 1st & 2nd string) Smokin´pot is a special kind of stupid Think twice ´bout stupid things you said and did Shifting points of view fresh perspectives Smokin´pot what a special kind of stupid G5 C* Don´t be tokin´ if you are afraid to move Don´t be smokin´ if you´re afraid to change your view Don´t try nothin´that might take you to the brink Don´t try nothin´ that might just make you think G5 C* x 4 harp G5(open) C*(3rd fret 1st & 2nd string) Smokin´pot is a special kind of stupid Gettin´ high what a special kind of stupid Smokin´pot is a special kind of stupid Gettin´high what a special kind of stupid
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Lightbulb (Gotta Wanna Change) 03:14
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VERSE F#m E D E How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb Just one that's all it takes but the lightbulb's gotta wanna change Scary the stranger the drama the danger experience comes at a price Wanting control resisting the flow (when) a little faith would suffice CHORUS A G F E Gotta wanna change gotta wanna change got to want to change Gotta wanna change gotta wanna change got to want to change VERSE F#m E D E Five long years rinse repeat round and round who's right Hearts and minds set on victory everybody loses the fight Take care of ourselves take care of each other in our own twisted way Some call it love I'll call it a draw time to call it a day ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS BREAK B* (*pOOr mE cHORD) A* G* F#* Change is death change is life two edges of the same knife Baby is born baby grows baby forgets baby knows Change is love change is loss who is to say who´s the boss? Prepare for the worst hope for the best all Chachi in charge of the rest (E chord) CHORUS A (50%) G F E I don't wanna change but I gotta change God I need a change I don't wanna change but I gotta change God damn I need a change (75%) Gotta wanna change gotta wanna change got to want to change (150%) Gotta wanna change gotta wanna change got to want to change
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White Guy 02:48
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I would tell you what I think but I´m just a white man Callled me a Polack growing up in Michigan Hitler killed my family don´t call me nazi Aryan Gotta work on my tan cuz I´m just a white man Really not complaining if I do they´ll blame me Counsel me and cancel me do their best to shame me Social reconditioning tone me down and tame me I´m really not complaining if I do they´ll blame me I oppressed my older sisters as they picked on me I oppress those who say I have no culture no ethnicity Those who think they´re without sin quick to cast the stone Call me racist call me bigot if I dare to moan So quick to cast stones Life has been so easy cuz I am a white guy My skin has no color I got no vagi-gi I´m guilty of oppression, priviledge genocide Born the way I identify I am just a white guy So you´re looking for a fight you came to the wrong place I´m a lover not a fighter I love you why the long face Human rights for everyone no matter things like sex or race So you´re looking for a fight you came to the wrong place I am just a white guy I am just a white guy I am just a white guy Let´s get together and feel all right
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Cheeky Monkey 04:08
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VERSE E5 She was a cheeky a cheeky monkey A bit too daring a little funky A5 She liked the herbal pungent and skunky E5 She was a cheeky a cheeky monkey VERSE E5 She was surly a surly girlie Her swimmer´ shoulders so strong and burly A5 Her hair was dark brown and long and curly E5 She was a surly a surly girlie CHORUS F#m G#m A F#m G#m A Blind deaf or dumb if she had to choose one F#m G#m A F#m G#m B Dumb was the one for her she said she could always learn VERSE E5 She met her boyfriend at AA meetings They'd both been through shit taken their beatings A5 They worked their programs a bit misleading E5 She met her boyfriend at AA meetings VERSE E5 They had some romance as if by pure chance Lived close together they like the same bands (on the campus) A5 Fell off the wagon they did the drunk dance E5 They had some romance as if by pure chance CHORUS VERSE E5 She was a cheeky a cheeky monkey Last I heard she became a junkie A5 Also getting a little chunky E5 She was a cheeky a cheeky monkey CHORUS
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dESCENT iNTO mADNESS 04:47
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Inch by inch give up the fight Suckin´ down those Marlboro lights Slowly day crawls into night Forget about what´s wrong or right No one here to hear me holler Plug-in electronic squalor Holds me tight by my blue collar One more day and one less dollar Touch me now and see ya later Just a crooning complicator Life is cruel but I don´t hate her I´m Luke Skywalker she´s my Vader BREAK That´s all well and that´s all good Least of all did all I could Peter Pan plays Robin Hood Poor me so misunderstood My heart´s a dove my mind´s a hawk LIfe I love the plank I walk Chicken Little hear me squawk Damn sure aint no one to talk You don´t get me I don´t care Little children stop and stare Smell my bad blood like a bear Shall we play some truth or dare? BREAK In God´s image pretty bad God damn I just became my dad Oh shit he´s dead don´t be sad Just think of all the fun he had Maybe there´s some higher place Some greater good some humane race I wouldn´t know but just in case Faith and dreams of mystic grace Nights are short and days are long Keep the peace hit the bong Hum away this stupid song (´bout) Human rights and human wrongs
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Selfless Jean 03:44
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SELFISH JEAN 2022 (The) best damn curves money could buy Baby blue contacts in her eyes Bleach blonde hair and a year-round tan Huntin´ for a six-million-dollar man Miniskirt mini top loved to dance. Gave the guys a flash of London and France Pretended not to notice all those pryin´ eyes Feelin´ pretty proud though she was really shy Her name was Jean Selfish Jean A love machine Selfish Jean Never quite got her m-r-s- degree All those years at university Those boys were nice but not for her She saw the Ivy League and pedigrees in her future Less than a grand in her savings account When drinks are free who cares to count She´d land that guy they´d have some fun Find a good lawyer when it was done Her name was Jean Selfless Jean Long and lean Selfless Jean BRIDGE She met him outside a bar Luggin in his amp and his guitar (she said) Call me baby if you ever get real far Jesus Christ I could use a superstar She wasn´t always gonna be 23 Someday she´d wither like the autumn leaves But for now she was sexy hot as the sun And ol´ mr. Right yeah he would come Her name was Jean A dancing queen Long and lean A love machine Her name was Jean Selfless Jean My sister Jean Her name was Jean

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released December 31, 2022

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SHT Musik Valencia, Spain

Like the Lettermen segment from whence comes the name of this project, these are my stupid human tricks. They are simple home recordings done almost always as a one-man band.
Mostly the songs are about the human condition, my personal trials and tribulations with inner demons and addictions, and anything else that I find interesting or amusing. ... more

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