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Buttercup
02:46
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BUTTERCUP
Intro C Dm G C x 2
C Dm G C
She was hotter than the sun too much for anyone
Grown men turned to fools boys would stare and drool
For her the boys went nuts the girls hated her guts
She was hotter than the sun too much for anyone
F G Am
She was perfect perfectly perfect in every way
She was perfect ask anybody that's what they´d/'ll say
She was perfect gettting more perfect every day
She was perfect didn't even care until one/that day
F G Am
The green monster jealousy
She professes her love and her lover leaves
Off on a ship lost at sea
G Am
To a pirate who kills her dream
Solo C Dm G C x 2
C Dm G C
She goes away and cries so sad she wants to die
see it in her eyes through pain and loss she's wise
Her beauty only grows the cutest button nose
May only be skin deep still could make you weep
Chorus
F G Am
And she says she will never ever ever love again
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The Groom - Prince Humpy
03:15
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THE GROOM PRINCE HUMPY
Am Dm C G Am
He was thick and strong sly as the days are long hunting is his passion is his life
Loves to kill it all creatures great and small now it's time to catch himself a wife
F G Am
He´s the man the man who will be king
He's gonna find her woo her give her a ring
Am Dm C G Am
Off to find a girl search around the world find the perfect bride so fine so pure
Nothing to be said sees her shiny head her tragic flaw a deal breaker for sure
F G Am
He needs a bride his poor father´ s almost dead
He needs a wife a successor he must wed
Am Dm C G Am
Enter Buttercup innocent and young her heart is owned by another man
This man to be destroyed tortured and annoyed he dies then gets away without a plan
F G Am
Prince not worried about some silly half-dead boy
If lover lives the hunt the kill prince will enjoy
SOLO Am Dm C G Am x 2
Am Dm C G Am
Loverboy returns for Buttercup he burns scaring all the soldiers in the night
Lucky stars above lover steals his love he bluffs the prince gives up without a fight
F G Am
Ego bruised prince must maintain dignity
Whole kingdom´s watching must prove authority
The happy couple he´ll hunt them down once and for all
He´ll have their heads as trophies hung upon the wall
SOLO Am Dm C G Am x 2
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The Man In Black 2020 02
G C
The Man in Black was a farm boy named Westley
He loved Buttercup but she treated him beastly
The Man in Black turns pirate sails the seven seas
No rope no hope climbs the Cliffs of Insanity
G C
The Man in Black beats a swordfighting lefty
who´s not really left handed but neither is he
The Man in Black brings a giant of a man to his knees
Anything to save his beloved honey
BREAK G C D x 2
G C
The Man in Black drinks poison death defying
It´s his genius enemy ´who ends up dying
The Man in Black keeps the young girl sighing
She throws him down a mountain for all his trying
Am Em
As you wish Just say the word
Am C D7
Anything at all just ´ me a call
MIDDLE 2 - D(7)
We all know how love is , we all want some
We all know that love is blind deaf and dumb
especially that last one
G C
The Man in Black tortured hard hardly feels a thing
His whole life sucked from him, that´s gotta´really sting
He escapes and saves the girl by bluffing
She whispers in his ear, “honey, just one more thing...”
Am Em
As you wish Just say the word
Am C D7
Anything at all give me a call
Am Em
As you wish
Just say the word
Am C Em
Anything at all give me a call
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Fezzik
03:27
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Fezzik
G-G-E-A-G—E--
Fezzik´s big and weird
G-G-E-A-G-G*-E-- (*stutter)
Look he´s got a beard
Such an ugly creature
Bigger than the teacher
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Fezzik is a chicken
Watch him take a lickin´
Never even tries
He just sits and cries
CHORUS I
(But he was) a lover not fighter
A big ol´baby rhyme reciter
Freak of nature that was for sure (but)
His intentions were always pure
Fezzik´s always cheating
Gives smaller guys a beating
No one´s got a prayer
Fezzik won´t fight fair
Boo--------------
Boo--------------
Fezzik now alone
Dog without a bone
Finds some friends one day
To keep the boos away
CHORUS II
(But he was) a lover not fighter
Hit like thunder squeezed even tighter
10 feet tall 500 pounds
Beat any man for miles around
Fezzik suffers loss
His fight, his way,his boss
Happy in the end
Finding his old friend
CHORUS II
(But he was) a lover not fighter
Hit like thunder squeezed even tighter
10 feet tall 500 pounds
Beat any man for miles around
CHORUS I
G--E-A-G-G-E--
(But he was) a lover not fighter
A big ol´baby rhyme reciter
Freak of nature that was for sure (but)
His intentions were always pure
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Inconceivable
02:10
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INCONCEIVABLE
VERSE 1
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
Not even worth their time to think
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
You´ll never fool ´em poisoning their drink
CHORUS 1
Am D
They know it all no need to fret
Am D
A sure thing come on place your bet
Am D Am - (D bend)
Do as told your master´s always right
Am D
Not worth your breath to criticize
Am D
Or even dare to analyze
Am D Am - (D bend)
Questioning is looking for a fight
VERSE 2
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
Losing never comes into their head
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
That´s how poor ol´ genius ends up dead
CHORUS 2
Am D
They´re so much smarter than the rest
Am D
Don´t dare doubt their intelligence
Am D Am - (D bend)
You would agree if you could understand
Am D
They see much farther better deeper
Am D
Their brain just like a trapper keeper
Am D Am - (D bend)
As long as things go just as they have planned
BRIDGE
G5*--- *open/embellish with C 2nd string
I don´t think that word means what you think it means.
I don´t think that word means what you think it means.
VERSE 3
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
Impossible to ever prove them wrong
G C G C
Inconceivable totally unbelievable
G C G
Like the chance that you won´t like this song
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Iñigo Montoya
E A
My name is Iñigo Montoya
D A (2nd time E)
You killed my father, prepare to die. (repeat)
D A E
His body curled up bleeding on the floor
The only person in this world I adore
D A
Death old friend hello again
How the hell have you been
D A B
Revenge the only thing worth living for
E A
My name is Iñigo Montoya
D A x 2
You killed my father, prepare to die.
D A E
A child no match for a fuckin´full grown man
I grow and train to kill him soon as I can
D A
Ten long years don´t know where is he
Can't find my mortal enemy
D A B
Have to forget my master plan
C* - The wine it serves to blind me
D* - The Sicilian there he finds me
E* - A giant becomes a true friend
F* - My life now has a new end
G*- I lose but then come back from almost
A*(or normal A) - dead
E A
My name is Iñigo Montoya
D A (Last E)
You killed my father, prepare to die. X 4
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SHT Musik Valencia, Spain
Like the Lettermen segment from whence comes the name of this project, these are my stupid human tricks. They are simple
home recordings done almost always as a one-man band.
Mostly the songs are about the human condition, my personal trials and tribulations with inner demons and addictions, and anything else that I find interesting or amusing.
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